How to Tell That You’re Not Spanglish

1)     You insist that people speak either English or Spanish and not mix them.

2)     You hate disco

3)     You take yourself too seriously.

4)     You have never taken a vacation outside the United States .

5)     You pronounce San Pedro San Pee-dro.

6)     You believe California , Texas , Florida , New Mexico , Colorado , Arizona , Utah , and Nevada were always part of the United States .

7)     You think Latin music is “lite” music.

8)     You are not aware that Cameron Diaz is half-Cuban.

9)     You think Al Pacino was totally believable as a Cuban immigrant in Scarface.

10)  You don’t like avocados.

11)  You’d be embarrassed if your friends realized you were Latino.

12)  You still get up to do the Macarena at weddings.

13)  You think bright colors are tacky.